You’ll do what?
The man in charge of advertising probably doesnt get head from his wife. so he made a whole wheat donut
SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAA
How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring
febreezin’ my dash to get rid of the stench of u nasty hoes
it smells like there are cookies baking in my house
but i am home alone
and its 10 at night
So I overhead my boyfriend’s sister and my boyfriend talking about what to get me for christmas ; i guess they thought i passed out. .
In my drunken stupor I shouted down to them, BOOOOOZE! SEX!
before they had a chance to respond I said,
AND WORLD PEACE
their father then proceeded to shout SHUT THE FUCK UP from in his room.
And that’s why I’m not drinking till christmas.
How did these two even win the hunger games?
they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.